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chinese helicopter 

Phrase originated in the Singaporean army, when many soldiers and sergeants had problems pronouncing English words properly, during the 60s to 90s.

When the men laughed at the sergeants, they would respond by saying: "I'm Chinese educated." Unfortunately, their poor pronunciation resulted in 'Chinese educated' sounding like 'Chinese helicopter'.

In present day, could be used to refer to Chinese from the mainland when they immigrate to other countries. Usually a derogatory term.
Look at that Chinese helicopter, coming over to our country to steal our jobs.
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chinese helicopter 

When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.
Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.

Chinese helicopter 

Its a sex act when you put you're nuts inside a woman's asshole and start spinning like a helicopter
"Hey Greg did you try the Chinese helicopter on you're girl last night?"
"Yes I did bro it was awesome"
Chinese helicopter by SupBro787 November 17, 2017

Chinese helicopter 

When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.
We got charged by housecleaning because Suzy dropped a Chinese helicopter on the walls.

Chinese helicopter pilot 

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.
"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026