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Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

Chinese Firecracker 

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007

Chinese firecracker 

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
Chinese firecracker by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

Chinese Firecracker 

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.
I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

chinese firecracker 

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .
Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy
chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026