Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.
Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.
by Doctor Paul Lennon October 14, 2010
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A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.
Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)

Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
by Fearless November 28, 2006
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A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 29, 2016
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What white, black, and mexican girls want but are usually too afraid to ask for. A stereotype that is used by the media to put the asian community in check because the media is owned by white men, duh! Mainly used by white men because they are pissed off that there is hard asian cock in their cheating girlfriends at this moment. See asian definition #3.
Latina #1:Hey that asian guy is pretty cute.
Latina #2:Why don't go over there and holla at him?
Latina #1:Uh I don't know (thinking about the chinese dick stereotype).
Latina #2:Fine I'll go talk to him myself.(whispers) wuss.
by Ch1naMan510 June 18, 2006
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When you visit Vancouver and try to use the SkyTrain, but you’re in Metrotown and it’s feeding season for the rich Chinese, and you end up behind a large gaggle of slow moving, constantly jabbering, very well dressed 20 year olds who can’t speak English.
I left early for work but I was still late because so got stuck in a Chinese Dick.

I really wanted to get Cinnabon and a new headset but there was a huge Chinese Dick in the way so I just got A&W and walked home.
by BornInAfghanistan March 26, 2019
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when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
by rjrumples February 2, 2008
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When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.
OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?
by LawrenceD October 23, 2010
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