That guy is as chinchy as can be! He poured his own father a half glass of beer, then poured HIMSELF a whole glass, then put the '40' bottle back in the fridge!
A sweet, cuddly, mystical animal primarily found in the Northeastern United States. Little is known for certain about these magical beasts. It has been hypothesized that they are largely nocturnal as they are rarely seen during the daylight hours. Legend suggests that they may struggle with dehydration. Explorers who have happened upon chinchaglas maintain that they are wildly unpredictable and that "you never really know what they will do next." In addition, it has been said that these crafty critters have a bit of a penchant for misbehavior. Most other information on these charming creatures is based primarily on guesswork.
A veritable avalanche of chinchillas, as happens from time to time in the South American Andes. Chinchillas are known for their prolific mating habits, and over time, a dangerous chinchilla buildup can occur in elevated regions. Warming conditions lead to instability, and even minor sounds or vibrations can trigger a catastrophic chinchillanche.
Mark: "Did you hear about Edmund getting killed?"
John: "Oh my God, no! What happened?"
Mark: "He was hiking in South America, and got buried in a motherfucking chinchillanche!"