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1. Asian Parents
1) If you're on the computer for more than an hour (not studying)- bam they'll take away your computer away, ground you, punish you..whatever they feel like doing.

2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it!

3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT?

Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy.
Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl.
Boy: But I like my hair mom!
Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon -

4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN)
Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying
Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@
Girl: But I just --(cut off)
Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$

5) Their grade system
A- only thing acceptable
B- beating
C- seriously kid, you better runaway now!
D- death
F- *********************

6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist

7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN)

8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sp...
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2. Markham
Canadian city, north of Toronto.

The only significant thing to note is its high Asian population.
Driver: What?! How did we get in China?
Passenger: We're not in China...it's called Markham.
3. Asian Kite Porn
"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
4. Asian Breakdown
Phillipean - Asian equivlent to black people
Cambodian, Chinese, Japanese - Odviously White people
Vietnamese - MEXICANS of the Asian world.
Let me explain,

Filipenos are known for their music, dance, and culture and lack of education.

The middle one, Cambodians are hardworking and nice people, the Japanese part is about the desire for wealth and China is full of industry and eastern knowledge.

Vietnamese people on the other hand from my own experience, are completely lazy and hateful toward White people. EVEN if they are new to America. They are unwilling to adopt american life or learn English and they look down upon everyone else. Don't believe me, work in a factory. Sounds like a mexican to me.
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This is my asian breakdown
5. asian driver
noun. Asian person who sits in a car behind the steering wheel with their foot on the gas..(rarely). They can be seen driving like a drunken maniac and do not understand english. If you see an asian woman driving, get the fuck off the road.
Most asian driver's eyes are 3/4 closed, no wonder they drive like shit.

You can blindfold most asians with dental floss.

The most common type of car in China is a courtesy car.
6. Asian Female
A female from the continent of Asia (eg China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos etc). The females from this region are notoriously attractive and set apart from their caucasian counterparts by their smile, non-abrasive features and slim figures.

However this is not to say that all asian females are attractive, but the ones who are are very much so
"Damn Jen is hot."
"Where's she from?"
"Oh, she's an Asian Female."
7. China nigga
A mothefuka from China.
That China nigga is fo' much.
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