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Chin Dick Equillibrium 

That's the phenomenon that occurs when you see a girl so fine, your jaw drops towards the ground and is interrupted by the upward motion of your massive erection. These 2 forces meet along your midsection creating a equal balance of opposing forces hindering the further movement of one another. Thus known as The Chin Dick Equilibrium
I experienced the chin dick equillibrium when I saw your wife.
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Chink dick 

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

chia dick 

When he's a grower not a show-er
That guy was a fine specimen when he took off his clothes except for his chia dick...but it showed up rather quickly!
chia dick by ShaZrone June 14, 2016

chin dick 

A person who acts like both an asshole and douche bag at the same time. An extremely pathetic and ignorant moron.
Stop being such a chin dick!
Get off my ass you chin dick!
chin dick by tetdfromage June 15, 2008

Chin the dick up 

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself
John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”
Chin the dick up by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

Dick Chin 

Tyler: Hey jeff, guess what?
Jeff: What?
Tyler: I heard Erin turned down Kyle because he has a huge, dirty dick chin.
Dick Chin by T-Harmony April 19, 2009

Big Dick Chink 

Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020