by M McGraw February 22, 2003
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(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
by Big Chimper June 4, 2003
1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
by orion October 7, 2003
Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.
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