by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020
A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.
by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007
"Fix your mother fuckin' face nigga, look at these fuckin' chimpanzees, bunch of fuckin monkies"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (Do It Myself-Young Buck)
"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"
Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.
"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"
Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.
by Sergio Carvidas October 12, 2006
A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 17, 2020
Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018