5 definitions by Wilma

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A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.
"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"
by WILMA March 27, 2015

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see Jiten.
Jiten is a chimpanzee.
by Wilma September 12, 2003

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when a guy rests his head on a girl's shoulder, in a real gay kind of way.
Tyrone rested his head on Bunifa's shoulder, she looked at him and thought, "what a fagot."
by wilma August 12, 2004

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An ape, usually inhabiting forests in central West Africa. Feeds exclusively on bananas. Responsible for running a number of bus companies as part of his species' ownership of the world's transport networks. Service is, however, regrettably poor.
Without Jiten and his bananas, the public transport in London would be much more efficient.
Jiten is a chimpanzee.
by Wilma September 14, 2003

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1. The name of a man
2. Can also be used to describe a melof with a small chub who acts like a tard but has beer muscles.
1. You stupid fonso.
2. Thats one dumbass fonso.
by Wilma October 25, 2004

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