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chimp fucker 

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)
"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"
chimp fucker by Jarl September 19, 2008
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Chim-fuckery 

The art of fucking with Chimo, on any level may it be psychologically or physical. Chim-fuckery takes place when an aspect of Chimo is identified, then exploited to the maximum about possible, bringing great satisfaction to those aware of the Chim-fuckery taking place.
Adam: "Hey man, Chimo doesn't know what hit him!"

Daud: "Loooooooool"

Amaan: "Ahh yes, this Chim-fuckery is rather exceptional isn't it.."
Chim-fuckery by Ashhhhhh10 May 12, 2011

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.
I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chumpfucker 

Someone who’s a looser and sucks
Dude couldn’t handle his booze last night, freaking chumpfucker
chumpfucker by Kermos November 11, 2022

Chumpfuckery 

A catch-all word used for irritating/frustrating negative things, usually by way of human influence.
"Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Tommy needy drinky."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026