Childspeak
Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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childs play
1: a task that is said to be easy, can be done by a child.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.
1: damn that math test was childs play, I got an easy A+.
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!
childs play by glitchkid February 1, 2016
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childsprawl
A widespread phenomenon which occurs when (usually) a couple will buy a house based on it's expansive lawn and one story layout because they have, or intend to have, two or more children.
One of the leading causes of suburban sprawl, childsprawl typically involves a ranch house set back from the street with a large open (read-a homogenously treeless lawn) back yard (which is often used to build another room onto the back, since zoning won't allow the front yard to be built on no matter how deep it is).
Dog Sprawl is similar to, and oftentimes accompanied by, dogsprawl, except that rather than use a public baseball diamond or other playing field, they use the yard for this purpose (which, in turn, compacts the soil and renders it unproductive.)
One of the leading causes of suburban sprawl, childsprawl typically involves a ranch house set back from the street with a large open (read-a homogenously treeless lawn) back yard (which is often used to build another room onto the back, since zoning won't allow the front yard to be built on no matter how deep it is).
Dog Sprawl is similar to, and oftentimes accompanied by, dogsprawl, except that rather than use a public baseball diamond or other playing field, they use the yard for this purpose (which, in turn, compacts the soil and renders it unproductive.)
childsprawl by Miskatonic Jack 2 February 6, 2007
childs play
Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"
"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"
"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
childs play by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007
Childsplain
When you ask a child (typically your own) a question about something in the current culture that you don’t understand or know, typically: the name of a song, what show a character was from, or the name of a meme and they reply with a long winded answer that often includes the history of the creator, why they created it and/or social media platform of origin along with it’s subsequent platform postings and variants.
This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.
This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.
My daughter childsplained the entire Steven Universe show, characters, and plot to me as though I had never seen it after I asked her the name of the theme song when I heard it play in a TikTok because I had forgotten the name of it .
Childsplain by AnchoviesBelongOnPizzas November 28, 2021
childs play
1. an easy task, "a breeze",
2. a term used to describe the sexual interest of children in each other
2. a term used to describe the sexual interest of children in each other
childs play by ThaDevilHasYou... November 5, 2008