chickron 

A really fucked up fanfiction/s about Ron(ald) Weasley and his erotic love for chicken. Although this is Harry Potter we're talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18

Dude 1: I read a story about Chickron, it was AMAZING!
Dude 2: Dafuq is Chickron?
Dude 1: A story about Ron Weasley and Chicken having CENSORED CENSORED
Dude 2: ...

chickron by sheepleRTasty November 22, 2016

crackpr0n 

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

crackpr0n by Hazel April 23, 2005

CrackPr0n 

Occupation: Elitist Nerd/Moderator/Know-it-all Douchebag
Physical Description:
A piece of shit between two slices of crap.

Traits:
- Inability to carry on an adult conversation with anyone, over any subject, at any point in time.
- Constant Sand-in-Vagina.
- Punctuates every statement with a concentrated burst of CrackPr0nium, a horrid combination of arrogance, close-mindedness, hypocrisy and fecal matter.
- Unprofessional moderation that makes the mods at GameFAQ's look like the moderators at anywhere but GameFAQs.
- Followed by a loyal (but very small) group of assholes who constantly defend the horrid orgy of piss and stank that is CP's personality

SN analysis:
- Usage of word "Crack"
Borderline retarded, if this were 1996 when "crack" was still fresh. Now it's beyond gay.
- Usage of word "porn"
Cool, if you ask a 12 year old. To everyone else, it's beyond "crack".
- Usage of internets misspelling "pron"
So stupid, that the first two instances are actually elevated to a level that one may view safely without a eBullshit filter.

CrackPr0n is to: Moderating
as
Monkey is to: Building a time machine out of bananas and crap.

CrackPr0n by FlowersInMidgar December 9, 2008

chickarn

A white meat eaten just about everywhere. Mostly pronounced by people like Ali G.

Me like da chickarn, me like da chickarn, me like da chicken-wicken, da rockin n da flickin...

chickarn by Dan August 17, 2004

chickarono 

A chick you wanna bone. Chickarono you wanna bono.

“Yo Kyle dibs on the chickarono in blue”

chickarono by chHAad April 1, 2021

Chickproofing 

When you clean up your place and remove any embarrassing items (Condoms, action figures, Playboys, etc) in preparation for a girls visit. For an example see "The Forty Year Old Virgin".

After inviting Sarah over, Matt engaged in Chickproofing by doing the laundry and hiding all his porn.

Chickproofing by LouisWu February 25, 2010

Chickren b 

Another form of sighing used by camden girls or generally girls from north london. Most commonly spoke when shaking head in dissaproval or disgust!

Here we go again...CHICKREN B!

Chickren b by kirsten21 July 25, 2010