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A Chewger is a term used to describe the wife (slave) of an overweight Scottsman.
Adam: "I do say Samule, do you know how to fly this plane?"
Samule: "Not at all. Perhaps you and your chewger may help me."
Adam: "Right on then. Chewger, get me a keg of ale eh."
Samule: "That's a mighty good pib I dare say Adam my boy."
Adam: "Indeed it is."
Both: Drinking profusely
Chewger by Mr. Mike September 13, 2004
Related Words

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy
Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

noodle chewer 

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
noodle chewer by walterc March 26, 2013

coca chewer 

Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.
Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
coca chewer by dragonshade April 21, 2014

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.
turd chewer by Aleman2 December 29, 2009