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A Chewger is a term used to describe the wife (slave) of an overweight Scottsman.
Adam: "I do say Samule, do you know how to fly this plane?"
Samule: "Not at all. Perhaps you and your chewger may help me."
Adam: "Right on then. Chewger, get me a keg of ale eh."
Samule: "That's a mighty good pib I dare say Adam my boy."
Adam: "Indeed it is."
Both: Drinking profusely
Chewger by Mr. Mike September 13, 2004
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Brown Chewger

Brown Chewger by anonymous November 23, 2021

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy
Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

noodle chewer 

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
noodle chewer by walterc March 26, 2013

coca chewer 

Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.
Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
coca chewer by dragonshade April 21, 2014

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.
This guy is a turd chewer!
turd chewer by Aleman2 December 29, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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