chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 21, 2006

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(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."

"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."

by Flicka the White September 19, 2006

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Taking pictures of yourself having orales with your elbow and sending it to your best friends.

my friend got happy when saw the Chester

by Beaconmaster February 14, 2008

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One male nipple. Usually used in the plural form, as in "chesters."

"After swimming in the Pacific Ocean in Oregan during early spring, I got frostbite on my chesters."

"I like it when people put clothespins on my chesters."

"My left chester is a tad bit hairier than my right one."

by Gary Sloan December 14, 2005

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