Chernitis 

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

Chernitis by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

Chrisitis 

a syndrome in one which is profusely leaky orifices . An individual that cannot control the 'leaking' of their many orifices.

"Hey man, hows the kid doing? Not good man... He caught a case of chrisitis." "Yo bro is your grandma still staying with you? Yeah man, she's leaking everywhere she caught a bad case of chrisitis." diarrhea

Chrisitis by largejohnson January 7, 2023

Cheninitis

Cheninitis is a mild medical condition characterized by transient physical discomfort following the overindulgence in chilled white wine. May be regionally referred to as Chardonitis or Sauvignon Flu.

Clinical Features:
Symptoms typically begin within hours of consumption and may include:

- Gastroesophageal reflux or mild heartburn due to wine acidity

- Facial flushing and a sensation of mild overheating despite drinking a cold beverage

- Mild euphoria followed by transient melancholia — sometimes called “the Chardonnay slump”

-Dry mouth and dehydration, especially the following morning

- Questionable decisions and overzealous charcuterie pairing

- Social loquacity followed by sudden fatigue or withdrawal

Diagnosis:
Diagnosis is clinical and based on history of recent cold white wine consumption in excess, often confirmed by the presence of empty bottles and enthusiastic dinner photos on social media.

Management:

- Hydration with water or electrolyte solutions

- Rest in a cool, quiet environment

- Analgesia (e.g., ibuprofen or paracetamol) as needed

- Avoidance of further white wine consumption until full recovery

- Gentle exercise and bland food may aid recovery

Prognosis:
Excellent. Symptoms typically resolve within 12–24 hours with conservative measures. Recurrence is common, particularly in social or brunch settings.

We had a great evening on the patio last night. Good friends, fine food and wine, but today I'm suffering from a mild bout of Cheninitis.....

Cheninitis by Larry O'Knox June 30, 2025