by sdgks November 4, 2010
A science in which one extends their knowledge of the Periodic Table by occasionally mixing the wrong chemicals, lighting stuff on fire, freezing stuff in liquid nitrogen, highlighting the hell out of their periodic table until it looks like a unicorn licked it, and understanding how all this stuff applies to the little tiny bits that make up every last bit of everything.
Person 1: Hey! Did you guys do that lab today in Chemistry with the thing that blew up?
Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!
Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!
by Dreamweaver38 April 9, 2010
Chemistry is the process of torturing high school students into freaking out and consequently dropping out of school.
by bOb_ that one guy October 11, 2005
Female euphamism for sexual attraction. Utilized to avoid hurting someone's feelings, but, more importantly, to hide superficiality.
by Vagabond King February 2, 2010
One of the four "Natural Sciences" (The others being Maths , Physics and Biology) . Taugt at secondary school , highschool and university.
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Matt the nerd : We're havin' Analytical , physical and Organic chemistry today !!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
by DevaDH1994 January 17, 2010
The Science of matter and physical objects.
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive
by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 20, 2007
Chemistry is when two people start to develop feelings for one another. Usually when they're still just friends, but they have that special connection.
Charlotte: Damn, I'm really starting to develop Feelings for Gary. I hope he feels the same. I can really feel the Chemistry between us.
by BitchPlsss October 8, 2015