Chels T'd 

The act of dupping your current boyfriend, then going to your boyfriends friend and having sexual encounters with him, then going back to your ex and having sexual encounters with him as well.

Wow, broski you just got so Chels T'd!!

Chels T'd by a cool nigga kid yo November 13, 2009

T'chell-o! 

Expression of delight/awe in the presence of, or at the sight of, a sexually appealing individual.

Accent should be very heavily on the "-o!" part of the word. indeed the "-o" can go on for some time: "T'chell-oooooooo!"

Derived from "Hello"

Foxy walks past...
Dude A looks at Dude B, indicates Foxy, and says: "T'chell-o!"

Alternatively, if Dude A wishes to indicate their delight/awe to Foxy, then the "T'chell-o!" can be directly addressed to them. This may result in a slap in the kisser.

T'chell-o! by Dude A September 23, 2008

Up The Chels 

Phrase commonly used by Chelsea FC fans and supporters.

Chelsea with the late win!! Up the Chels!

Up The Chels by @yeahjoshh on Instagram October 9, 2020

Chens Theorem 

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010

Chess Tactics 

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

Chess Tactics by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009

chews the root 

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

chews the root by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005

chess the monke 

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls

sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool

chess the monke by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022