cheeze n' rice! Share definition Flag a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people. said fast in a husky old man voice "cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!" cheeze n' rice! by *Chels* June 28, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the cheeze n' rice! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch