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hot cheetoes 

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
hot cheetoes by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Cheesetoast 

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
Cheesetoast by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheesetoenail 

Damn ur so cheesetoenail bro
cheesetoenail by TotallySane October 17, 2021

cheesetoes 

also know as cheetos; puffy, cheesy snack
"Hold on, I'm gonna get myself some cheesetoes from the kitchen," said Ashley.
cheesetoes by Tammy July 16, 2004

cheesywotsits 

A small Yellow snack made from the finest white dog poo collected by night from the streets of Leytonstone
cheesywotsits by Yes August 5, 2003

Cheetoes 

The act of placing cheetos in between a person’s toes and having a feast.
Me and the boys just got back from our cheetoes feast
Cheetoes by Ryan the Cat May 7, 2019