melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

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Cheeky bum sex

What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.

AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex

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yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.

"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."

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Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

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Dan and Phil recommend you have cheeky bum sex in order to not get pregnant

Lad 1: Hey did you get Stacy pregnant
Lad 2: Lol, no, we had cheeky bum sex

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U already no lmao shove the peniz in the buttewhoel lets fuckin gooooooo

We had cheeky bum sex lol fuck yea

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