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Dirty Cheese Washer 

It is when a girl is a filthy slut, since a Cheese Washer may be used for many different uses, all kinds of different ways. Hence the phrase Dirty Cheese Washer.
That Rachel is such a Dirty Cheese Washer. I heard she screwed three guys in every hole all on the same day! Nasty!

cheesegasm 

The experience of tasty cheese overwhelming your taste buds in your mouth.
Mark:*eats spaghetti bolognese with lots of cheese*
Mark: wooooah holy shit felix i just had a cheesegasm
Felix: hi 5!!!
cheesegasm by anshdeep69 September 26, 2009

Cheesemas 

A very important holiday celebrated on the 18th of December every year to celebrate the meaning of life (CHEESE)don’t ask why cheese is the meaning of life if you have to ask you will never know
Hey cheesemas is next week are you excited

What’s cheesemas

The most important day of the year
Cheesemas by EvaLovesToDraw June 14, 2020

cheesewagon 

A yellow school bus.
A cheesewagon is a godawful thing. They should be abandonned after elementary school.
cheesewagon by soliloquy February 2, 2005

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.
*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"

cheesewank

A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe
cheesewank by JD BG April 12, 2005