Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally
obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around
television viewing , cheap canned
beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.
The cheese curd, being too
lazy to
walk while
shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.