one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo
hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
Eat my cheese penis, bitch.
You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.