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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"

Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.

cheeklets 

The bottom of a girls ass that hangs out her shorts.
Damn Nicole, your shorts are so small your cheeklets are hangin out.
cheeklets by dj j-beazy March 30, 2010

cheeklifter 

The act of lifting up a butt cheek while sitting in order to rip an explosive fart.
Hey Buddy, did you hear (or smell) that cheeklifter I just ripped?
cheeklifter by GrandeCaca August 30, 2009

cheenkie weenkie 

“yo bro he got a big cheenkie weenkie!”
ugh I ran out of cheenkie weenkies”
cheenkie weenkie by urmomsbff September 22, 2021

chanklitas 

a cute/crazy way to refer to your awesomely comfortable flip flops that are so unfairly banned from your job!!
I was about to quit my job when they said I couldn't wear my chanklitas.

chanklitas by U.no.who.it.b August 21, 2008

chonklit 

Finding a pair of shitty underwear that is dripping with diarrhea.
Sanda wiped her chonklit on my face.
chonklit by ToothPaste April 1, 2003