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chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!
chazzer cheese by k+kd September 20, 2012

chazzerwazzer 

someone who eats cheese off someones ass crack
your such a chazzerwazzer
chazzerwazzer by james March 22, 2003
(Yiddish) Literally, "slop" or "garbage". Foolishness, a stupid idea.
"A 'touching high voltage lines' club? Who came up with THAT chazerai?!"
chazerai by MajorMattMason May 10, 2016
A Charity Shop, most often one selling second hand clothes, especially in the UK.
I'm hitting the chazzers later to find a hat.
Chazzer by scootbenet August 28, 2012

chazzers 

Chazzers is the last smokable part of a spliff before the roach. Origins are uncertain, but there are stories of a skinny person called Chaz, after whom it was named.
- You want the chazzers, mate?
- Yeah, cheers

- Sorry there's only chazzers left
chazzers by Eldavidos July 28, 2008
I was having a dekko in the chazzer with me mate
meaning: I was browsing the charity shop with my associate