I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
Chavalry- when the most romantic gesture a bloke has ever done for his girlfriend is spit on an officer while yelling "Get them fucking handcuffs off her pig
Chavalry - when a bloke bites another bloke's nose off cos he was looking at his missus