(A complete drunk addict)
This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
Person 1: Hey look, it's your average chav boy!
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
by Zippyiddydoo November 1, 2019