1. noun: a member of a group (predominantly men) that suck each other off with repetitive compliments
2. noun: a generally entitled douchebag
2. noun: a generally entitled douchebag
by pol right February 15, 2017
Man, I feel lazy, all i did was chaunce all day.
Hey man what are you doing?
Not much, I just feel like chauncing all day today.
Hey man what are you doing?
Not much, I just feel like chauncing all day today.
by cread April 23, 2010
Noun: an Über-douche; one who is deliberately ostentatious; lacks self-awareness; obnoxiously loud; frequent hash tag user; admirer of Ryan Lochte.
by Kataar Snyburch June 14, 2013
Mystical creatures that dwell in college dormitories. Often put off stenches that pervade even the most sanitary environments. Chaunces are slow, make little sense in their actions, chaunce around all day, and may become violent if perturbed. Chaunces often live in dark, cavernous rooms and take no notice to their own foul odors. Beware of contact with Chaunces, they often irritate others or become extremely violent in nature.
That Chaunce is ridiculous, he does nothing all day.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.
by Gibralter April 21, 2006
n. An individual that removes themself from social interaction with other individuals, or avoids going to public places with friends, co-workers, family, etc.
v. The act of being a chaunce
v. The act of being a chaunce
n. I invited Jason to the party, but he's not gonna come. He's such a chaunce.
v. He chaunced out last night.
v. He chaunced out last night.
by kcgreene June 25, 2010
To be extremly greedy, lack of funds .. the definition is like bigfoot you just have to see it to believe it.
you get a ride fishing with your friend and he charges you for new tires because you rode in his truck.. thats chaunce..
THEN HE SAYS YOU RODE IN HIS TRUCK 7 DAYS THIS MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO PAY 1/3 OF HIS TRUCK INSURANCE .. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
you use your friends lighter and he charges you .20 cents for butane .. thats chaunce...
you bring your friend on a vacation and bring your own beer and booze and his brother drinks all your beer so you drink a few of his and when the trip is over he charges you for 4 heinekens and when you tell him you dont have cash on you and you will pay him later,so he ends your 13 year friendship.. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
THEN HE SAYS YOU RODE IN HIS TRUCK 7 DAYS THIS MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO PAY 1/3 OF HIS TRUCK INSURANCE .. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
you use your friends lighter and he charges you .20 cents for butane .. thats chaunce...
you bring your friend on a vacation and bring your own beer and booze and his brother drinks all your beer so you drink a few of his and when the trip is over he charges you for 4 heinekens and when you tell him you dont have cash on you and you will pay him later,so he ends your 13 year friendship.. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
by Friend Nomore March 17, 2010
1. verb: to chaunce, or the act of chauncing around involves a friend or seemingly non-brooks type making a self-call without realizing it.
2. noun: a chaunce is someone who by their simple act of habitual chauncing around has afforded them the name chaunce. Archaic version of chaunce: "king of the castle"
2. noun: a chaunce is someone who by their simple act of habitual chauncing around has afforded them the name chaunce. Archaic version of chaunce: "king of the castle"
"Have you seen ben today?"
"Oh you mean chaunce? Yeah he was chauncing around Collis with his strawberry banana smoothie for a solid hour earlier today."
"Oh you mean chaunce? Yeah he was chauncing around Collis with his strawberry banana smoothie for a solid hour earlier today."
by youknowwho... May 28, 2009