chadmas 

it is similar to a well known holiday known as Christmas but its where Chad gets everything and not Chris, therefore we re-named the holiday to Chadmas. It is one of the best holidays known to people of T-Town.

Guy 1: "Hey Monkey, what are you asking for for Christmas?"
Guy 2: "What do you mean Christmas, do you mean Chadmas?"
Guy 1: "Yeah Chadmas"
Guy 2: "I axed Dr. for that new iPhone 5S I been trying to get my monkey paws on"
Guy 1: "Oh, Merry Chadmas!"

chadmas by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

Chumastik 

regarded with especial kindness, love and tenderness.
There are 2 chumastics in this world

Chum i am your Chumastik.

Chumastik by Chumastik June 13, 2012

chumas

down to earth man with an abnormally large penis. awesome at life and never to be confused with a mansfield.

Guy 1: Hey that guy is such a chumas, too bad im a mansfield.
Guy 2: HA sucks for you!

chumas by hayden haglette February 12, 2008

Jad Chamas 

The greatest to ever live, the best basketball player, loved by everyone and a walking W

Jad Chamas= Perfect

Jad Chamas by FunkyJad July 20, 2019

chaumar 

a mean dick

"wow he is such a chaumar'' She said.

chaumar by FattyCattyDATTY February 16, 2018

Chavmas 

A yearly celebration of the birth of Santa and the dressing of all children in Burberry and drinking of much Thunderbird and Lambrini. It is a wicked time of year, a time for TV and giving bling and blowing your bonus on getting smashed on Wife Beater and getting into a ruck with local scallies. This usually starts in August and finishes in February.

"Merry Chavmas everyone!"

"What you doing for Chavmas Kev?"
"Dunno Barry but I love Chavmas, what you doin for Chavmas?"
"Mostly getting minging, mostly!"

Chavmas by Badboy Bryson December 15, 2004

Chavmas 

Pre Christmas period celebrated by Chavs in November.
Usually involves spending your entire job seekers allowance on poundland decorations. Putting your tree up far too early and putting trampy lights all over the front of your house.

I see it's the 26th November and Anna has her Christmas Tree up...
Yes, she celebrating Chavmas

Chavmas by Slickers74 November 23, 2010