A woman who will not stop her inane 24/7 chattering except when you are nailing her like shingles to a roof.
Me: Sweet Jesus, my balls hurt!
Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?
Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!