chatimus

Chatimus derives from the combination of slang word chat and the transformer Optimus Prime. Provides a nice flick and sss at the end of tongue, giving users an emphasised version of chat.

whilst watching someone picking up dog shit
"thats sooooo chatimus".

Watching a nub miss a perfectly good pudge hook.
"tsk*. chatimus prime".

chatimus by fattony123 August 18, 2011

Chaximus 

6’7” handsome and muscular guy with a huge cock.

I’ve got no chance with her.

She only fucks Chaximuses.

Chaximus by SmegOnToast July 6, 2019

chaximus 

A 6'1 (or taller) male of ultimate qualities that bangs tier 10 women and is generally successful in life due to his looks, confidence and attitude.

Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)

A: Whoa look at that girl at the bar! I'm so gonna go for her!
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.

chaximus by EshtonJay February 20, 2019

catimus sarcasticus 

when your cat is trying to be sneaky but they are being so obvious that it's almost like they're joking.

"the cat was being so catimus sarcasticus today, he was going to pounce on me and he wiggled his butt and stared right at me!"

catimus sarcasticus by The god of all cats November 20, 2020

Chaticus Epilepticus 

Excessive use of group chats

Dude, did you see those four new group chats he created just today? Total case of chaticus epilepticus.

Chaticus Epilepticus by OkieWannaSmokie December 20, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008