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chatcrap 

Chatcrap, n. 1)uninteresting information exchanges and comments on social networking sites about personal trivia which seem important to the poster but to no one else. 2.Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. 3) to talk nonsense or make smalltalk

chatcrapper,n. One who posts chatcrap or enjoys chatcrapping on internet social networks.
Tom and Mary were both on FB and and Twitter. They met because both liked posting chatcrap believing the world cared about their or someone else's personal daily grooming activities .

The word "chatcrap" can be substituted for the word "nonsense"in the following quotes w/o loss of meaning or sarcasm.

Quotes:

"Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter." - Sir Max Beerbohm

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they can talk sense." - Robert Frost

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put on the troubled seas of thought." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense; everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense?" - William Pitt

"Nonsense is good only because common sense is so limited." - George Santayana
chatcrap by hypocrisykiller September 12, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

chattrapped 

trapped in a chat with someone who you don't want to chat with on a social networking site such as facebook
I was about to log off facebook when I got chattrapped by my stupid ex-girlfriend from high school.
chattrapped by truckel5 April 17, 2009

chatcraft 

A condition when players playing that ends in the suffix -craft (IE Starcraft, Warcraft, etc), hangs out in the gameb lobby and engages in debates or just chatting. Looked down upon by serious gamers since chatcrafting detracts from actually "crafting" of the game. Condition was partially discovered by gurlygurl.
Player A has joined the channel.
Player B has joined the channel.
Player C has joined the channel.
<Player A> lol that's funny, what did you do today?
<Player B> nm nm u? hows everything?
<Player A> hmm School started, made a few friends.
<Player B> nice, i start school next week. where do you goto school?
<Player C> we gonna starcraft or chatcraft?
chatcraft by 1.25.07 September 15, 2007
Something what looks like a lie or synonym for a bullshit.
1. Hey, I saw three aliens in the woods!

That's a catcrap, I don't believe you!
Catcrap by Girakykka23 March 20, 2014

chatrapati sai sreenivas 

This gotta be the sexiest name ever. Anyone with this name is automatically the hottest dude in a 10 mile radius. His schlong is as long as the diamter of saturns' ring and is coupled by his huge, soft, squishy, moist brain capable of thinking up anything ever(asides from how to love, it's his only fault). He hates majorities and capitalism but is a commie broseph when you start talking about the economy. He's still valid cuz he's talking European communism, not that western bs.
I wish my dick was chatrapati sai sreenivas level, that dude is virtually perfect.

Chathriya Chathrapathy

Reincarnation of God himself
Chathriya Chathrapathy is God
Chathriya Chathrapathy by Chazzz27 November 23, 2021
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