Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)
From behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
by piranicon November 7, 2004
When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.
Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"
Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."
Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."
Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
by McCloskey February 4, 2010
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