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classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

Phasebooking 

Phasebook, A term used when a person whips out a camera at a party to take photos intended for their facebook profile and interrupts the social atmosphere of the party.
Wow I totally forgot what we wer talking about dude, that girl is phasebooking everyone
Phasebooking by delrosa October 4, 2009

chavbooking 

The act of trawling through open Facebook profiles in search of the roughest looking chav or chavette for shear comedy value.
"Mate of you seen the state of the Jordan wannabee I turfed up while chavbooking"
chavbooking by doom dancer February 9, 2010

Cakebooking 

Its a cross between Facebooking and cupcaking (being sweet on a someone you're interested. Esp, members of the opposite sex)
You over there Cakebooking all day on the internet when you should go outside and meet real people.
Cakebooking by Merci Merc July 19, 2011