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IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

Krogan Charging 

A funny internet meme derived from the Mass Effect 2 video game character Miranda Lawson. A Krogan is a type of sentient alien species similar to bipedal Rhinos and particularly love to headbutt, ram, or charge their enemies in the game. The term/phrase, however, is sharply overused by the character whenever this happens.
Miranda Lawson: "Krogan Charging!!! Watch the Krogan! Krogan Charging!!!"
Krogan Charging by M. Mathers 2011 November 18, 2011

Pocket Charging 

When someone'a loins are awakened by the sight of an attractive person in the vicinity.
She's got me pocket charging so hard right now.

I hope she doesn't notice I'm pocket charging.
Pocket Charging by FuriousQueso October 25, 2014

Srs Ogre Charging Biz 

The act of being either ogre 1 or 2 and charging for the win.
"This game is srs ogre charging biz yo"

Charging Rhino 

Where the prey (female) is sat legs apart at waist height at location A. The predator (male) at loacation B ( a point at least 5m away ) runs and attempts to "gore" the prey with his "horn". running is a must and hands may not be used to guide the "horn" or else the proper effect is lost.

Lube (remember water-based only kids) is highly recommended for this to work correctly.

The position can also be done in reverse where the male sits and the female runs. This is called Rharging Chino.
"dude scott nearly broke his cock attempting charging rhino last night!"
"oh yeah. what saved him?"
"oh he only had a semi as usual"
Charging Rhino by zeeman89 July 19, 2009

Charging Garvey 

1. A bullrush type action where you swing your hands back and forth never above waist level until you gain outragous speeds. Named for its creator Andy Garvey.
2. A pissed off white guy.
1. Oh shit, hes Charging Garveying this way, get out of the way.
2. Damn Charging Garvey thinks hes going to get some.
Charging Garvey by Don Macwhalin August 21, 2006