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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
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charmeleoning 

When one sets his cock on fire and forces it into a pussy filled with gasoline and says, "fuck these masterballs"
Oh that bitch is great at charmeleoning. My dick still hurts but totally worth it
charmeleoning by Kumzard January 5, 2015

ear chandelier 

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.
ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
A very sexy chick who always knows how to have fun. Quiet at first but the funnest ever when you get to know her.
Me and Chardey had some fun last night!
chardey by killachica111 July 7, 2010

Yack Charelles 

The most awesome person ever alive. This is dedicated to Henry, who made Yack Charelles up. He is Hack Charelles.
That guy is so cool. He is probably related to Yack Charelles.
Yack Charelles by Lamsndn December 15, 2019

charbeled 

To get owned badly.
You just got charbeled!
charbeled by Charbezzi March 1, 2015