| 1. | Dravidian Char-Minar | ||
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Polite term for the Macro-Penis of a Dravidoid, ie. Negro-Dravidian, or Shudra male. It is based on the splendid White Qutb Shahi Char-Minar (Persian, "Four Minarets") of Hyderabad, the largest and most famous "Quadruple Minaret" anywhere in the world. As "Minar" in Persian metaphorically refers to the penis ("A Comprehensive Persian-English dictionary", F.J.Steingass, London, 1892, p.1317), "Char-Minar" can mean both "Four Penises" or "A Quadruple Penis" - a penis four times normal size. The "Dravidian Char-Minar" hence represents the Dravidian Penis, which, since the days of Ravana of Lanka, has been ascribed a gargantuan size and awesome erectile powers. Variants and abbreviations of this appellation include "Kala Char-Minar" (Black Char-Minar), "Malabar Char-Minar", "D4M", "Second Char-Minar", "The Other Hyderabadi Char-Minar", "The Other Char-Minar", "Telingana Char-Minar" and "Shudra Char-Minar". 1. "Most Female Tourists in Hyderabad like to enjoy the Qutb Shahi Char-Minar by Day and the Dravidian Char-Minar by Night." - Old Deccani Saying.
2. "The Aryan Man's Char-Minar is in Hyderabad, the Dravidian Man's Char-Minar is between his legs."- Old Deccani Saying. 3. Mid-Wife: Moolla Sahib, Your Bibi (wife) just had Triplets. Moollah Do-Pyaza (ogling Mid-Wife): No Wonder! My Zubb (penis) is so Big, it's like a Safed Minar (White Minaret)! Mid-Wife (unimpressed): But it's Still Much Smaller than those Dravidian Char-Minars, because all Her Children are Kala (black)! 4. Shabnam: Welcome back from Hyderabad. Did you enjoy both the Char-Minars of Hyderabad ? Faizee: I didn't know there were two of them. Where is the Other Char-Minar ? Shabnam: Inside a Dravidian man's lungi! |
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| 2. | Venkatraman Mukherjee | ||
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Traditional name typifying the Bengali Dravidian, a perfect male lover combining Bengali love-making skills with Dravidian penis size. The name was popularized as the stereotypical Bengali Dravidian par excellence due to a ribald Dravidian Penis Size Joke by Khushwant Singh, the world-famous Punjabi humourist, which was published in Hindustan Times (23 Jan. 2010). Taking inspiration from the protagonist of that joke, men often adopt this name when trying to seduce a woman, using the potent image of a skilled Bengali lover and a massive "Dravidian Char-Minar" to arouse her and take her to bed. 1. Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"
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She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention." He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?" "It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks. "Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men." Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!" "My name is ... Venkatraman !" Joginder Singh blurts out. "Venkatraman Mukherjee !!!" (based on: "All-India Combine", Khushwant Singh, Deccan Chronicle 24 Jan. 2010 & Hindustan Times 23 Jan. 2010) 2. Sheikh Chilli is in bed with Farida Begum. Aroused, he doffs his pyjamas to enjoy... |
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| 3. | Dravidianization | ||
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The set of irreversible changes which occur when an Aryan female has Inter-caste Sex with a Dravidian male. The most important one is that the Aryan Yoni, built for the 3-6 inch Arya-Linga, undergoes permanent expansion during union with the 9-12 inch Shudra-Lingam. The 1st aspect of this stretching process is a horizontal widening of the orifice by the "Telingana Black Snake", which has developed its prized thickness through millenia of evolution as a heat exchanger in the hot-humid Dravidian climate. This destroys the ability of the thinner "Ganges Worm" to provide any friction, let alone a Vaginal Orgasm. The 2nd aspect is the internal deepening of the vagina caused by full penetration of the "Dravidian Char-Minar", which has developed its envied length in order to impregnate the corpulent, steatopygic Dravidian woman & fill her cavernous "Shudrani Yoni". Hence, the Aryan "Chingri-Lund",... more...
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| 4. | Shudra Penis Envy | ||
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1. Jealousy of the legendary size & erectile stamina of the Shudra Penis. 2. Emasculation due to the sexual preference of Caucasoid Women for Dravidoid males. 3. Intimidation by Dravidian muscularity. 4. Fear of Shudra men in general. more...
Physiologically, this results in a Shudra Penis Envy Erection if accompanied by feelings of sexual rivalry, but leads to Aryan Penis Retraction if associated with emotions of fear & defeat. Occasional trysts result in a backlash of Aryan male hatred, as in Shudraphobia & the horrors of the Brahmin Caste System of Manu. However, frequent exposure leads to the acceptance, & consequent internalization of Shudra Penis Envy with associated inferiority complexes. This leads to Shudra Penis Worship, as in Indo-Islamic & Indo-Catholic regions. Studies show the overwhelming majority of fair males are affected. Thus, a survey by Annamallai University reveals that 80% of Indo-Aryan men, 84% of British men & 79% of Frenchmen have Shudra Penis Envy & are intensely jealous of Shudra men, due to their own Fair Women preferring |
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| 5. | Hyderabad | ||
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A city in south-central India, home of the infamous Char Minar. If you're from here, you're cool. If not, you suck.
Hyderbadi are known to be very lazy (or as we like to say "laid-back"), never on time, and basically loafers. But, gee golly whiz, When we want to and when we put our minds to it, we own your mom! Wo kya hai? Lungee?
Nakoooooooooooo! Salla Kameena! Wo Hyderabid hain. DISHOOOOOOOOOM |
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| 6. | Malabar Black Snake | ||
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The copulatory organ of a Dravidoid or Negro-Dravidian male. It is also applied to the organ of Aryan-speaking Shudra men, who are ultimately of Dravidoid origin. The name is derived both from the unusually large size as well as the dark black colour of the average Dravidian penis. The term is also a play on the rich wildlife and wide diversity of snakes on the Malabar coast, as exemplified by the Malabar Pit Viper, the Travancore Shieldtail, and the numerous snake species at the Parassinikkadavu Snake Park in N. Malabar district. When paired and contrasted with the term "Ganges Worm", the combination is used to further dramatize and emphasize the vast size difference between the usually diminutive fair Aryan penis and the generally oversized black Dravidian penis. 1. Antonio de Silva: You should see the way those Aryani (Aryan) & Firangi (European) molhers (women) flock to Goa to chase those "Nigros Malabaros" (Malabar Negroes)!
Mario de Souza: Yes, those female tourists are definitely addicted to the Malabar Black Snake ! 2. The Portoghalee (Lusitanic) tourist Dona Paola at Goa moaned as the Shudra Goonda inserted his one-foot long Malabar Black Snake into her tight pink Portoghalee vagina. It was much longer and thicker than the four-inch White Portoghalee Pintos (small penises) she was used to. 3. Riaz: I have fallen in love with Zeba! Do you think I have a chance with her ? Pervez: No way! All of her Yaars (lovers) have been only Shudra Men. Proves she doesn't like us Aryan boys and our Ganges Worms. She only wants those Malabar Black Snakes! |
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| 7. | BBDD | ||
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Alliterative acronym for "Big Black Dravidian Dick", and occasionally for "Big Black Dravidian Dildo". The term is a clear reference to the legendary penis size of the Dravidoid male, which has been celebrated by Aryan females and feared by Aryan males right from the days of Ravana and Manu. Hence, the BBDD is the main reason for the caste systems of South Asia, and is the foremost tourist attraction for women in Goa, Hyderabad, Malabar and Madras. Physiologically, both its large volume and deep ebony complexion are evolutionary adaptations to the requirement for rapid heat dissipation in the hot and humid Dravidian climate. In jokes, the BBCD is often combined with the logically unrelated yet similar South Asia-centric acronyms ABCD and BBCD. 1. "Why Tourists all over the World flock to Goa: Bikini Tourism for Men, BBDD Tourism for Women!" - Slogan by Goa Tourism Promotion Association
2. Winston Churchill: Ravana, your English is so bad, you must be a BBCD - British Born Confused Desi! Ravana: Yes, I'm a BBCD with a BBDD! You're just jealous because all your women love my Big Black Dravidian Dick! Now you British drug smugglers get out of my homeland! 3. The Aryan girl walked past the Shudra man. Looking down at his lungi (loin-cloth) she could see he had a BBDD. 4. Nazia: Thirusangu, please turn around and let me take a photo of your BBDD for the Limca Book of World Records. 5. Q: Why did the British never choose Madras as their subcontinental capital, though it's closer to England by sea? A: They were scared their womenfolk would learn about the BBDD. 6. Most Females know that BBDD is the best kind of dick. |
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