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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

ear chandelier 

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.
ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

Chanelle 

Chanelle is a cool girl who loves making people laugh. Although Chanelle gets along with just about everyone, she only has a couple of true friends. She is also smart, cute and always happy. When it comes to boys she is timid very shy,and not really herself until she really gets to know him. But she makes a laid back girl. Chanelle can fit into about any social group. She hates seeing sloppy people.
"Hey let's go hangout. Don't forget to invite Chanelle."
Chanelle by lavidalocacoco1 March 16, 2013

Chantelle 

Chantelle is a legend. Period.
Chantelle by Badmanchan November 22, 2021
A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.
Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!
cantele by lava_vag December 10, 2006

Chanceller Rizz 

A person with the upmost highest rizz in the universe. Named after Chanceller. Also known as the god of rizz.
- Hey do you have Chanceller Rizz Chanceller

- Yeah, Yeah-eh, Yeah