Campsite rule 

coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.

i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.

Campsite rule by busyscissors June 10, 2011

Campsite Rule 

An old rule for campers. “Leave the campsite better than you found it.” Many also apply it to other parts of their lives.

Jack: Thanks for filling up my tank after you borrowed my car last week.
Anna: No problem. I always follow the campsite rule.

Campsite Rule by It’sme,yaboy October 30, 2019

chapshit 

The act of a child literally shitting out lies. The only know record of this is in 1823 when Joseph Smith shit out the Book of Mormon.

Dude my mom caught me chapshitin yesterday and beat me with original chapshit for an hour.

chapshit by TheWeirdWolf September 5, 2019

Champskillet 

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.

What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!

Champskillet by Fireskillet August 25, 2011

Champitis 

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

Champitis by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

sex campsite 

Campsite solely for the pumpy de rumpy

Let’s go to a sex campsite with grandma!

sex campsite by Humdogg February 18, 2018

campsite 

What happens when a group of males gets collectively horny and each starts pitching a tent.

Ms. Dusek is the hottest Hot Teacher on campus. Whenever she's teaching a class, the room becomes a total campsite!

campsite by ReginaD August 5, 2013