Chalavon

Chalavon is a very rare specimen that roams the prairies, west of the Alps.
It's also often used when describing something tremendously colossal and heavy.

"This guy rolls down the slope like a chalavon" - Unstoppable
"I ate twice as much as everyone else, I'm a chalavon" - Feeling bloated
"He found out he was driving a chalavon when his truck destroyed the road" - Heavy object

Chalavon by Aningst March 7, 2022

Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

Charation 

The best nation to ever exist.

"Man, today I took part in a Charation raid, I love the Charation so much!"
"Man Charation truly is the best nation!"
"I killed a mother and her baby and posted it in the Charation server!"

"Charation is the best nation!"

Charation by drquadriple March 16, 2022

Chalkzone 

Chalkzone is an old show on nickelodeon. It features rudy taboody, a lonely, hairy goober kid with buck teeth. One day, he finds magic chalk and draws an "O" on the chalkboard. He sees a world on the other side, called chalkzone, and meets his old drawing, Snap, masturbating.

Rudy: Whoa, what is this place?
Snap: This is chalkzone, a place where all your erased chalkboard drawings show up.

Chalkzone by Porrazzo February 2, 2009

chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".

The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.

chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

Chavasion 

This is a word that I invented to describe the way that a 'Chav' would dress. I done this so we can say that someone dresses like a 'Chav', without saying they act like a complete Twat like Chavs do.
This would involve the tracksuits, sports gear almost every day, and for the females - big hoop ear-rings, having overly tanned skin (Usually orange), and for both males and females, although mostly females - and excessive amount of rings.

Person 1: That person dresses like a Chav!
Person 2: You mean dressing in 'Chavasion'?
Person 1: Yes!

Chavasion by Anonymous April 3, 2005

chamazing 

when something has gone far beyond amazing that u decide to add 2 letters infront

my big toe is chamazing

chamazing by Aiden McRobinson November 26, 2005