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Chalmation

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

by ParishRoad July 16, 2018