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Sexual Chair Fetish 

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.
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Chair Fetish 

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.
Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish
Chair Fetish by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

chair moving fetish 

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.
-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.
chair moving fetish by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

Chain Fetish

A chain or chains fetish is an attraction to being restrained or choked with a chain. It can also just be a general chain kink.
Boy: Oh no, she's getting the chains again
Girl: Meet me in the bedroom sweetie, I just grabbed the chains
Boy: I always knew she had a chain fetish.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026