All Balls No Chain 

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

All Balls No Chain by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

balls and chain 

A man's hisband.

Rocco: where's the ol' balls and chain tonite?
Elmer: didn't make it. at home doing puzzles.
Rocco: whoa, surprised you made it out.
Elmer: no kidding. me too.

balls and chain by DTrubble August 15, 2011

Ball and Chain Ball 

An outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love - prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. Prison Attire is required at a Ball and Chain Ball.

Eric: Will you Marry Me? Adele: Yes, but only at a Ball and Chain Ball. Eric: Duh! Adele: Please don't dress up as Nick Nolte. Eric: As long as you don't dress up like Martha Stewart.

A deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.

Ball and Chain Ball by Joe Mama Harrington March 30, 2009

Chain-ball Effect 

Chain-ball effect is the of circumstance where one drama leads to another then to another.

Also known as domino affect.

Carlos screwed his colleagues job which caused it to domino affect, the chain-ball effect lead to Carlos receiving a uppcercut to the chin knocking him out in 40 seconds just like Connor Mcgregor.

Chain-ball Effect by Chain-ball Effect January 28, 2020

chin up balls out 

when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.

Jason: These two idiots on the farm are really starting to get to me with their negative comments.

Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!

Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!

chin up balls out by woodzieworldtour2011 April 13, 2011

balls chin 

Somebody with such a big cleft in their chin that it resembles a scrotum.

Dudley-Do-Right has a balls chin

balls chin by staccato brainstem February 7, 2005

ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

ballanine chain by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010