All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult
sexual manuever that
requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye
coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from
the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris
- even more pleasurable than the actual
penetration itself. At this point she will
beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky
dick and demand that
use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled
with Maria last night, did you nail her?
Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that
Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?
Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc
Sam: Oh nice, you definitely
have those perfect droopy
donkey nuts for a solid all balls
Dave: Thanks man