Chaffetz 

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

Chaffetz by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

chaffed asshole challenge 

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

chaffed asshole challenge by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

chaffed banana 

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

chaffed banana by kung-pow January 26, 2003

Loomis Chaffee 

Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.


Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.

Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.

As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.

Townies hate us for some reason.

To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.

(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."

Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."

Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"

Loomis Chaffee by Old Alum June 27, 2008

Chaffus 

A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.

“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”

Chaffus by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

Chaffed 

Being upset or irratated at someone or their actions.

She was chaffed that he would not clean up his bed

Chaffed by Bomber12345 June 3, 2019

chaffetz 

Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz

Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.

chaffetz by DcUnited February 13, 2017