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When a person jacks off seven (7) times in one day. Each time the person marks a "C" on his hand. Use different colors for different styles. For example with porn, with help, by yourself, upsidedown, etc. A lot of people will ask what the "C's" mean, but you will only have to tell the truth to those people in which you trust.
Chris uses the "Cevans" technique everytime that he jacks off, but only his neighbor actually knows what it truely means.
by Dupid and his sidekick May 27, 2008
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A person with a power level over 9000 that can fly and fuck shix up. Can also be used to describe anything that causes massive damage to their opponents over a long distance.
"Hey can you pass me the sniper rifle?" "YOu mean the cevan?"
by Darthkiller17 November 30, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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