cerf 

the coolest name or last name that was ever made, french for "dear". Usually beautiful, and always hott. Smart, sexy, athletic and sweet. Does well with people by the last name of Jonas.

"Look at that Cerf!"
"Cerf should definately get with Mr. Jonas"
"Wow, Im suprised she isnt a Cerf"

cerf by Emizabie December 28, 2007

CERF 

Cisgender Exclusionary Radical Feminist. AKA, the opposite of a TERF. Pronounced like "surf." People who love and care about the well-being of Transgender folks.

"I love the Trans community. I'm a CERF."
"Man, cis people just don't belong here. I'm sure the CERFs will agree."

CERF by eineh July 18, 2021

cerf 

Canadian Escort Review Forum
(www.cerf.ca)

I went to cerf.ca and read reviews on Canadian escorts.

cerf by cerfbot August 9, 2008

Cerf 

Someone who deserves endless amounts of love because, they are in fact, an amazing person.

Craig: You mean a lot to me, you are a Cerf
Craign't: Awwww thank you so much, you're a Cerf too

Cerf by Cornelius22222 March 28, 2020

Vint Cerf

Some douche who thought the internet should be equal to all, rather than only privileged white males.

Vint Cerf was clearly a Jewish Commie.

Vint Cerf by NCBuckets October 5, 2017

Cerfunctionous Day 

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

Cerfunctionous Day by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

cerfuddled

a slang term meaning a mixture of confused and muddled.

"i knew what i meant, i just got cerfuddled"

cerfuddled by Angelicallydevilish March 9, 2007