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The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.
Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Cartology 

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.
We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.
Cartology by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

Coreyology 

Coreyism, defined as the religion of worshiping, studying, cataloging, and spreading the word of the great Corey The Savior, as in the holy book of knowledge known as the Corible.
“I read the Corible, and now I’m starting to think that I believe in Coreyism!”

Wow, Coreyology is amazing! This makes my passionate work so dedicated!”
Coreyology by Ganzir July 1, 2021

Carmology 

The symbiosis of driver and machine, with the added knowledge of their team and engineers working together.
He drove very well and used carmology to beat the field.
Carmology by ErebusMotorsport April 21, 2013

cerealogist 

A cerealogist is the name for a person who studies crop circles. The names derives from the Greek goddess Ceres, goddes of corn.
A team of cerealogists visited the field to assess whether the crop circle could have been man-made.
cerealogist by New Swirled Order September 23, 2013

curvology 

The origins and power of the female body shape
The interpritation of curvology from the pre raphaelite period is very different to today
curvology by Dyslexic January 11, 2016