A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016
Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019
Lauren is a cereal box legend
by NotAbot2214 April 22, 2018
The notorious gang consisting of famous cereal box characters including: the Trix Rabbit, Lucky the Leprechaun, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Sonny, Cap'N Crunch, and the Honeycomb Crazy Craving.
Note: Although characters may derive from different cereal corporations they are all equally ghetto in their own way and therefore do not need to be excluded or removed from the cereal box gang. Any other cereal box characters not found to be members of the cereal box gang have been thoroughly considered and do not qualify to be ghetto enough for the cereal box gang. To further explore the cereal box gang members refer to www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-guide.html
Note: Although characters may derive from different cereal corporations they are all equally ghetto in their own way and therefore do not need to be excluded or removed from the cereal box gang. Any other cereal box characters not found to be members of the cereal box gang have been thoroughly considered and do not qualify to be ghetto enough for the cereal box gang. To further explore the cereal box gang members refer to www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-guide.html
News Reporter: It was reported that yesterday the notorious cereal box gang robbed a local grocery store of all its cereal. Apparently the leader of the gang, the Trix Rabbit, had roared, "If I don't get some Trix, I'm gonna get angry!" It was then said that a man who found Trix to have a blank taste, called the Rabbit "fruity" and was then beaten by the Rabbit shortly after.
by Julian Alvarez January 1, 2004
When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.
Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?
Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.
Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.
by Thescallywagger April 6, 2015
by Bosse Loosveld October 6, 2007